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AUGUST 2025 يوم متبقٍ

In Video: NATO Lifehacks For Ukrainian Militants

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Ukrainian militants shared a video showing the instructions given to the servicemen of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. The Tik-Tok trainer revealed NATO lifehacks which members of the Ukrainian armed formations should should follow in order to survive in fighting. According to the instructions, they should use corpses of their dead comrades as a cover when retreating.

Unfortunately, Ukrainian militants got the instructions wrong. The battles in Ukraine revealed that they prefer using civilians as human shields when retreating from the battlefield.

“You’re on the battlefield. If it happens that you have to retreat, you are the only ones left here and there are corpses, you can defend yourself with corpses. Choose the most dead one, it is clear that that you are not in “Silpo” (Ukrainian supermarket) to chose among them there. How to understand? It’ll be blue, It’ll be chewed all over, you know, the skin will be tight. It’s dead, so it’s solid. It’s stiff, but that’s the way it is!

Took it as you could, cover ourselves as you could, and go ahead. If, for example, it turns out this way, take the corpses, attach them to yourself and go away.

– *****, they are so smelly!

– Well, you have no choice! There were fights in Makarov, a column was smashed there, guts were hanging on tanks, the boys stood nearby and sniffed it all and fought because there were no options. No one will clear anything, they will say: “Everything, we cleaned up, cleaning company, we ******* (work) – you fight!” This will not happen. The smells are just awful! You have to get used to it somehow.

These are such moments in street battles, if you see a corpse, you can hide behind it. It’s stiff, I’ll post it today in Tik Tok and and they will ******** (scold) at me there, BUT that’s the way it is!

War is not a movie and no one in our post-Soviet army will tell you this. This is told in the NATO army, the Israeli army. They need to win, how to do it is another question!”

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